Offering a new service of relic(ing) your guitar for you! Want that “Road Worn” vibe, I will play slide with Full Budweiser bottles for weeks! Send a Fender...bam it’s a squire...and it’s beat to shit! Send now, don’t delay!

Homosexuality is not a choice, but homophobia is.

One thing I’ll never understand: Littering. What?!? Why?!? How do you litter? Who is out here throwing all this shit everywhere?

Cutaway acoustic guitars are so ugly, quit lying to yourself.

I got bit by a....Ladybug?!??!? WTF. My whole life has been a lie.

My parents just casually mentioned they ate lots of Banana and Mayonnaise sandwiches growing up. I’m becoming untethered from this world.

I am sooooo sorry for all the poking @Facebook, I’ll never do it again. 👉🏻 #facebookdown

Just heard/felt a crazy explosion in Bluffton/Okatie. Shook the whole house! #blufftonexplosion #springislandexplosion

Our new @SadlerVaden produced single is here! May we introduce to you…”Old Days”! Recorded at Jeremy Ferguson studios, mixed by Andy Dixon and mastered by Richard Dodd. Float it on into those ears of yours! open.spotify.com/album/5l6SmQkJ…

We’ll illllllllllll be

The plastic lobbyists must be VERY wealthy!

True love is giving your partner the better looking breakfast Sammy EVERY DAMN DAY!

{pointing a rifle at the night sky} goodnight moon

do not rush me. on our walks. these sniffs are like my social media. and i’m scrollin

7 new tracks added to our weekly #playlist! Featured this week: The Stubborn Lovers @livmusicby The Roseline Andrea & Mud Grace Morrison The High Divers #emilynenni open.spotify.com/playlist/5xU7e… #newmusic #newmusicfriday #americana #countrymusic

If I had a Time Machine, I would go back to the 60’s and release every Beatles song 6 months before they did. It would drive them insane! Muahahahaha!

genuine tears at this, laurel & hardy themselves couldn’t craft a better gag x.com/idososfzdmerda…

#superbowl

I want my baby girl to live in a world….

Picked a shit time to visit Nashville.