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kaitlyn

@theharrissalt

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calendar_today01-05-2016 06:14:32

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Look I know people are busy listening to tswift, I'm just here to also suggest that Miel's album Tourist Season is worth your time

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A history professor from my alma mater who has spent her career lecturing on the rise of fascism in democratic countries was shot in the head by the federal government. A horrible, off-key version of Alanis Morissette's "Ironic" is playing in my head and I can't get it to stop.

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Seeing the way the MSM is covering Portland makes me want to incoherently rage-scream. Conservatives act like graffiti is "violence" enough to justify war crimes and liberals act like Ted Wheeler is all "standing up for the city against the feds" when he's been gassing us too.

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Tiny unfurling fern fronds are the most adorable plants and if you don't think so you're wrong sorry I don't make the rules

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I feel like afterpay and similar services are kind of predatory in that they're mostly used to sell unnecessary stuff to people who can't afford it, but I also feel like nice things should be more accessible to more people and idk how to square that circle.

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If you carefully open a jar of kimchi over the sink, nothing will happen. If you're not thinking and casually open it over the counter, it will explode and cover your kitchen with red juice. This is a universal and unavoidable truth.

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2020 has been full of unpredictable shit but rarely is anything a pleasant surprise so you gotta appreciate it when it happens and basically what I'm saying is Kingsley came back to youtube and that makes me happy

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Louisiana is facing a humanitarian crisis and no one is talking about it! There is no running water or electricity. Entire neighborhoods are leveled. PLEASE STOP SCROLLING! A simple retweet or donation could mean everything! #helplakecharles #helplouisiana

Louisiana is facing a humanitarian crisis and no one is talking about it! There is no running water or electricity. Entire neighborhoods are leveled. PLEASE STOP SCROLLING! A simple retweet or donation could mean everything! #helplakecharles #helplouisiana
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This is a few years old but I still think it's really fucking important. I usually feel like anything I could say on Twitter is preaching to the choir but maybe this can help someone explain fascist dog whistles to their centrist family. youtu.be/Sx4BVGPkdzk

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Also, while I'm here: please follow switchbacks while hiking. They're not just there to reduce the grade for hikers, but also to protect the hillside from erosion. Hiking straight up just to flex that you don't need "help" from switchbacks fucks up the integrity of the slope.

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I realize this is a shameless brag disguised as a complaint but the number of plates I need for my deadlift workouts is becoming inconvenient.