So if I decide not to read my books, and then fail my exams, if I ask for help to register another exam, I shouldn't be reminded that I didn't read my books in the previous exam?

Chelsea won Newcastle in everything except goals. How can you have 22 shots and only 3 on target? Also, see number of backward passes, see possession difference. #CHENEW

Few weeks ago, Seyi law on The Honest Bunch Podcast when saying Nigeria is safer now than 10 years ago asked Zekeri Idris, when last did you hear of bomb blast in Nigeria, and they said, here we are. It seems Seyi law reminded them that they have not done anything for long now

If I give this guy flying nodding now, they will say I have come now

In the quest to sound woke or clever, many people show how dumb they are. Did Noah have to bring in fishes into the ark to save them from water? Show me the scripture where it was said that fishes entered the ark.

Which card do you people pay for X premium with? My GTB card and Access bank virtual card was rejected.

Wait o, why exactly do people use extra hard toothbrush? Are you fighting against your teeth or you are trying to show your gums who the boss is?

I entered keke from YKC going to Artillery. Almost half the journey, no other passenger joined. Haaa. I started saying in my mind, I hope this guy will not think I'm bad luck for him, let another passenger join ooo, biko. When I was entering the keke, I asked how much. Keke

On that womandate they shall fall and break leg

They succeeded in spreading lies about this gentleman in the North.
They portrayed him as someone who hates Muslims and dislikes northerners. I will personally do my best, voluntarily, to educate my people in Sokoto, Kebbi, and Zamfara in our native language so they can

No need to write, just send a voice note to Mrs Akpabio, have you forgotten that on your mandate he shall stand?

Can someone please tell me the business Seyi Tinubu does or where he has worked or is working?

You may choose to call it coincidence, I choose to call it divinity bragging. You can go ahead and use AI to do your own just to counter it.

Today, Chelsea fans want Chelsea to lose, Arsenal fans want Chelsea to win. What a day to be a football fan

What if day time?

Alhaji Atiku should now play the role of a leader to younger candidates. #nigeria #politics

APC vs opposition

Someone pays and delivers the chess to Obi. Obi: Didn't you see school of nursing to send that money to?

I am a Peter Obi supporter, you are free to support anybody you like, I don't have issues with that. Where me and you will have problem is when you insult Peter Obi, especially if you are supporting Tinubu or have ever supported him.

Nigeria is the only place where someone will ignore your call all day… then call you back at 2:13am and ask, “Were you asleep?” No sir, I’ve been rehearsing for your call since morning.