Ahhh..that glorious moment just before the food coma kicks in....there's nuthin' else like it...NUTHIN'! Stay Hangry my friends! Stay HangzzzZzZzzZzzz.....

My pops is an @$$|-|○|_€ !!! He's trying to make me eat pieces of orange 'dirt sticks' & I AINT HAVIN' IT! There's not even any dip on it to even try to make it taste good! He is going to get my ultimate sideeye for days & I'm going to pee on his Playstation! @#$% #HangryBeagle

When I'm SOOO0 #Hangry, my superior #ProfessorX mind control powers never fail my stomach! Lazer focused! Gimme that s'ghetti & get it in my gullet! Keep it coming pops...your still on my $#!+ list from my last tweet! You know what you did! #NoDirtSticks #HangryBeagle #FoodieLife

Hee hee...I'm pretending to look sorry for stealing my sib's dinner...Even giving those puppy dog eyes but I ain't sorry 1 freakin' bit...I'm so proud of myself that I'm glowing on the inside. Sib snoozed, sib loozed & now her dinner is in my gut! SUCKA #StayHangry #HangryBeagle

Merry Christmas fellow foodies! So...it seems #Santa got jokes! The fat man knows I'm a #HangryBeagle so what does he bring me?....FAKE FOOD!! WTH! These are not edibles! These are dog toys w/ squeakies made to "look like" REAL FOOD! I'm not impressed & want a re-do....NOW!

Santa got the memo! 😋 A Tomahawk steak bone was at the TOP of my Christmas wish list! Thanks Fat Man...you just made this #HangryBeagle very happy! Also...I'm not sharing this with my sibs and they know it! #StayHangry #MerryChristmas

For just $.99 cents a day you could feed #TheHangryBeagle.....Just look at my poor starving face and my super sad eyes.....it works every time...I got the cashews from my hooman when she finally put the camera down...I'm irresistible...Sing it Sarah! BaWaaHaHa #Cashews

Ok. So what if I broke into the pantry & took all the soup cans into the backyard...they weren't edible! I did the Hooman a favor! I also helped myself to a box of cake mix & that $#!+ was F#$%& incredible! Now I'm supposed to be sad she's mad...I can pretend to be but I'm not!😉

Well @#$%&!! Being #Hangry backfired on me today. I stole this KFC bag fair~n~square, got thru my dog door to the backyard to enjoy my loot...but then my head got stuck & I FREAKED the @#$% OUT! The bag was empty & I could hear my Hooman laughin' which PISSED me off even more!#$%

Does this make me look innocent? Does this make me look less #Hangry? I don't think so...I bet Ole Mickey wouldn't believe it either. Ok..someone needs to feed me and my cartoon character NOW...& make it Pronto! #HangryBeagle #FoodieLife #cartoonart #Disney #fypシ #Beagle

My Hooman had the audasity to ask me how could I sleep so soundly...Well that's easy! I have a very full belly, no mortgage, no job, no responsibilities, or a single @#$%& care in the world....I snooze just like a comatose patient! 😴 Haha...#StayHangry #HangryBeagle #Snooze

Ah-hem....Hey Hooman....do you really think I don't know what's in the bag? Gimme gimme gimme NOW NOW NOW! #HangryBeagle #FoodieLife #Hangry #CornChips #Beagle

Here's proof! When it comes to food, I CAN & WILL go into super stealth mode & steal as much of it as I possibly can & I WILL fit all of my yummy loot through my escape hatch (dog door) AHH, I'm so stuffed right now😋 I had double pep, extra cheese! Need a nap to digest..Zzzzzz

Sunday's are for smokin'! Only the best Cuban squeaky cigars go in this mouth...and food...can't forget all the food I put in there too! #StayHangry #HangryBeagle #Smoking #SundayMood #Beagle

WHY DOES IT TAKE SO LONG TO COOK MY FOOOOOOOOOOOD! I AM HANGRY & HAVE ZERO PATIENCE! I WANT MY DINNER RIGHT $%!&@# NOOOOWWWWWWWW! #TheHangryBeagle #AlwaysHangry

Just letting my Hooman know VERY VERY LOUDLY that I want my dinner a half hour early because I'm Super @$%&! #Hangry & it just so happens to be Super Hangry Sunday, and I am the #HangryBeagle.....I WANT FOOOOOOOOOD NOOOOOOOOW!

Hey Hooman.....Look into my eyes.....I'M HANGRY.....FEED MEEEE NNNOOOOWWWWW! #TheHangryBeagle #Beagle #Hangry #DogDay

I finally found out what 'WTF' means & I have been asking my Hooman this all day! Where's The Food??? I am #Hangry! #TheHangryBeagle #Beagle #wtf

GASP! My Hooman told me I have a chip inside me but I have not had any chips today! WTF is she talking 'bout? Is it BBQ chips or chips with queso or sour cream & chive chips? WHAT CHIPS ARE INSIDE ME? ALL I KNOW IS I WANT CHIPPPSSSS NOOOOWWWW!! #TheHangryBeagle #chips #fypシ

HAYYYY 'memba me? I'm still hangry as ever and right now it's time to get ready to cause some chaos as soon as I get a good back scratch on the rug...Ahhh that felt great...OK..Here we go! Time to start some $#!+.........