You know what, don't smoke Shisha... It is not good for you. There I said it! You can still have Karak Chai though. <3

Where do you get the best #karak chai. I promise you I will try it. YALLAH! #mydubai

It is Jumuah today. Be good. Don't make life difficult for anyone. Mind your own bees wax. Don't drive slow on the fast lane. Peace.

Salaam Habibees! How are you all holding ub?

Sheesha 101!

It's worse when you have a mansion. #1stworldproblem

Show this to your boss. It is because you "love your job so much" that you just can't get anything done.

Why are computer tables not equipped with Sheesha holders? How do you expect me to work from home like this?

You in her dms, I’m on her block list. We are not the same.

Haraam.

If I want to post my tweets onto my new Instagram account without too much work (because obviously I'm very busy Yaani)... What abb do you recommend?

Wear your masks & maintaining social distancing. Also, Friday burps are quite lethal. #justsaying

*Turns off video* *Smokes Sheesha* *Turns on video*

The only real way of having enjoying your #karakchai is to slurp it like no is watching.

Hey Wikipedia, #HappyTeachersDay.

I know it's hard to let go... But Habibee, I need to get to work and you are blocking the fast lane. #Dubai

Business Idea: VAT Sheesha... Five percent of all house flavours mixed into one. Yummmmm!

Best tweet of the week. x.com/sarahrizvi/sta…

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