Sebastien Haller has hit a 10-minute hat-trick for Dortmund just months after undergoing treatment for testicular cancer 💪💛

Right back from hols on a diet now. But got a wedding Tuesday so on the piss and that so ease back into it. Then dublin week after on the piss so ease back into it week after. Then birthday so on the piss. Cheltenham in March, Ah fuck it ordering a Chinese. #fatbastard

The group chat traditional pavlova this week

Sean Joyce doing Sean Joyce things. Keeping Bideford in the southern league.

Nice to see Clem Bennellick celebrating a big 3 points with a Greg’s sausage roll. 𝐈𝐥𝐟𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐛𝐞 𝐓𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐀𝐅𝐂

Early release of tonight’s team.

𝗪𝗿𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁 𝗠𝗼𝘃𝗲 ✅ We’re delighted to announce striker Matt Wright has re-joined the club from Truro City ahead of the 2023/24 season. ➡️ pitchero.com/clubs/bideford… #ROBINS

THAT BEY TINA

Told you

👀 new pod being recorded Friday. We will try our best to get more in the pipeline ⚽️

We can confirm that manager Craig Laird has departed the club and joined Oldland. We wish Craig every success in the future Further news to come when we have it #upthebarum

GOAL ⚽️🤯 WHAT JUST HAPPENED?!? Steve Oliver has just scored from his own box!!!! He sends a long ball which gets caught in the wind and it flies in over his opposite number 🌬️ 1-0 #SuperGreens #OneClub

Please can the twitter world and footballing community come together and help Harry Foster and Rebecca remember their beautiful perfect little baby girl Olivia in the best way possible twitter do your thing please 🙏🏻 Barnstaple Town Football Club #BabyOlivia gofund.me/5c6bfa74

65’ GOAL 2-1 What a goal! A brilliant deep cross from Roberts is finished superbly by Turner on the volley!

Goal! 0-1 Barum take the lead through Billy Tucker who converts the penalty A deserved lead #upthebarum

Diego Seedhouse Costa

2️⃣6️⃣ MOULDENNNNNNNNN ITS TWO!!!!!!!!! WHAT A COUNTER ATTACK. Taunton find them 5 on 1 in an impressive counter attack. Tom smith’s initial shot is punched away by the Marlow keeper however Moulden is there on the rebound to score our second goal of the afternoon. 🦚2-0🦢

GOALLLLLL Combe! 2-2 and it’s Ed Jenkins who notches! 👊 Game on.