All you need is $URANUS

Uranus looks good here

what the f*ck is in the sky?

THE REAL REASON BEHIND THE OCTOBER 10TH CRYPTO CRASH IS FINALLY OUT. And it’s much bigger than what people thought. For weeks, traders kept asking the same question: "Why did the market collapse so violently on Oct 10 when there was no macro event, no ETF news, no exchange

luck is probability engineering

Easiest ways to get rich: 1. Sell men lust 2. Sell women beauty 3. Sell parents peace 4. Sell kids dreams 5. Sell the rich safety 6. Sell the broke hope Same game. Different packaging.

Me in 2011 instead of claiming 5 Bitcoin for free

therapy only works if you have a lower IQ than the therapist.

Stop laughing at kids for believing in Santa. I know adults who still own Cardano.

Niggas wanna be millionaires but spend every paycheck tryna prove they not broke to bitches who are broke tom and jerry ass niggas

Me pretending to be a Make-A-Wish kid to meet Wintermute

Idiot: - Obsessed with politics - Wants to change society Smart: - Extremely focused on becoming rich and strong - Accepts that society won't change and thinks of ways to hack the matrix Learn life.

when i’m 3 beers down at the christmas party and my uncle casually drops “my gold just made new highs.. how’s that digital gold thing doing?”

Me helping the women in my family cook Christmas dinner

My wife just asked me if I'm "done working" because her sister wants to FaceTime. I said, "Yeah, the upgrade finished. Everything's stable now." I haven't looked at a single work system all day. I've been playing Elden Ring for 4 hours. But I made sure to leave my laptop open

The #1 sign you’re winning in life: No one understands what the hell you do for a living.

Starknet has 8 daily active users, 10 daily transactions, and still somehow has a 1b MC and 15b FDV LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Send it straight to 0

niggas be 26 with no car worrying about war in the middle east

people with severe mental illnesses and crippling depression are god tier posters