America during wartime.

saw a dude at a library reading a book ya know

since you started your account on aug 2021, you've tweeted 490,800 times. that's about 291 times per day, or roughly 18 tweets per hour (assuming you sleep for 8 hours), every day for almost five years. the reason why you don't see this america anymore is bc you don't go outside

Trump is back to talking about his true passion, gold curtains, after some brief remarks on the war

This is because I said Barney the dinosaur sucked.

That’s why I love Shakespeare. It’s just good people doing good things, and everybody being super chill and good about all the good things being done.

I lost my job, oil is six dollars a gallon, my kids have measles, and secret police roam the streets, killing and imprisoning people at random. But at least now students at schools I've never heard of aren't heckling conservative speakers that I've never heard of.

Not to be a killjoy but that monkey's not gonna learn how to read

Just remembering when hundreds of people were fired for not being sufficiently worshipful of Charlie Kirk after he was killed.

God help us. This is disgraceful language coming from a Christian, or anyone with a soul. It was just as wrong to celebrate the death of Charlie Kirk as it is to celebrate that of Robert Mueller. May they rest in peace. And may we never forget that Jesus's message is about mercy.

This, like the vile bleat he posted after Rob Reiner and his wife’s murder, like the thousand preceding data points of moral turpitude, is such a sad commentary on what many Americans are willing to tolerate. It corrodes us all.

Couldn't have said it better.

For so many years people have been saying that Patrick Bateman and I look alike. Now this pic has been going all over the place. What do you think?

And in music news, number one on the college charts this summer was Better Than Ezra. And, at number two? Ezra.

THE GREATEST YELI PHOTO OF ALL TIME?????

🇺🇸👊🔥

Catch us if you can 😈

My cousin captured Artemis takeoff from his flight. So cool 📸: Jack Radutzky

Oh that’s awesome. The Artemis II launch as seen from Stetson’s Patricia Wilson Field.

I support the end of birthright citizenship because it’s time for criminals to stop moving here, stealing from the government, taking drugs, and fathering dozens of children out of wedlock. by Elon Musk