I told Dr. Grok that I was feeling depressed and it said I probably had low levels of lithium in my body and sent me an epic meme to perk me up

We should just invade Iraq again. This country could use an easy W

The one where Joey goes to Kosovo

I wanna give Aaron Rupar a swirly

My live action porco rosso movie starring Chris Pratt as a cgi Italian pig is getting a lot of looks in Hollywood

Adam Carolla Knowledge isn’t held by the privilege few anymore. Grok has made it so the experts can be challenged.

Immediately firing my therapist

It’s crazy that when you google “young ed Harris” he’s still bald

Robby is able to make Houston look beautiful

(Watching downton abbey) why are they in the country? Aren’t they supposed to be living downtown ?

Bill simmons voice “Its 2025. Are we sure women should be still considered ‘a minority’”

(Reading about Good Friday for the first time) Wow. More like bad Friday

How about instead of sending these guys to the El Salvador prison we force them to go on club random

“Miss Pope” (dir. the GOPete)

(Me after knocking out a bunch of yakuza with my surfboard) now that’s what I call a California roll

Love that the new pope is American. Finally a pope that speaks English. Now I can understand whatever the fuck he’s saying

Some people aren't happy Gantu isn't in the new #LiloAndStitch movie. For me... I know it was a long shot, but a #Regis tribute would've been nice.

girls = sarah michelle gellar guys = jennfer love hewitt

They should make a spin off of Emily in Paris where she goes to different foreign cities. Like Emily in Aleppo. Emily in Lagos. Emily in East St. Louis

My NYC mayoral ballot: 1) Sliwa 2) Adams 3) Bo Dietl (write in)