Haley has to be winning in the middle, if there is one. #republicanDebate

Is Rhonda Talkingpoints reaching anyone tonight?

Today we’re remembering the dogs of 9/11. 15/10 for all ❤

If you will??? OH I WILL. Who wouldn't? BOOP

Thank you. Link to watch: rules.senate.gov/hearings/ai-an…

Naaahhh just had to #killers

Just a little #thekillers at The Ohana Fest with an Eddie Vedder cameo

Please nominate #SammichforSpeaker I bet he'd get fewer no votes than Jordan. Embarrassing and divisive meet cute and unifying. #SpeakerOfTheHouse

People really don't deserve dogs. 🥰

I think he also takes those guns to the gym sometimes 💪 And those fuzzy pads I just want to hold his hand!

1/5. Unless Trump loses, America ends.

Wait. So buying votes is constitutional? Like out in the open, vote for my person and I'll pay you? Elon Musk

In case I'm about to get banned from Twitter forever, I love you friends.

Gemma's ears are magic

And that's why he didn't make it as a USPS mail carrier 🥰

Posing for the much needed "indignity" emoji

To be in the writers' room at Kimmel today, tonight and tomorrow

I finished the first draft of my first novel today. There was a time when posting this on Twitter would have made it feel real and held me to account. I miss those days.