Still deciding if it’s better to crash into kids or adults on roller skates.

Mmmmmm I fully was not aware that breakdancing/dancing on roller skates was a thing. Until today. 󾌧󾌧 “Hi, you’re... fb.me/4IDYcJpA1

Lulz. The hilarity. fb.me/7uS9KkWLl

I like chocolate cake because it makes me thirsty. I have a hard time drinking water. So I drink water more when... fb.me/3ZomI4PWV

Building nothing is still something.

Sometimes you wake up and just need donuts.

Don’t know what to make of Scream Queens. Watched for Arianna Grande. And... Yeah.

I have the largest tub of Nutella available in my possession. Currently thinking of all the things in the kitchen... fb.me/N5NaZ67m

Still haven’t learned not to overdo it on the water before overnight nap times.

Thank God this man was born 47 years ago today. An epic source of entertainment growing up that I’m glad I didn’t... fb.me/4pBt16mkm

Sometimes I just want to pointlessly internet all day.

Talking to a newly turned 2 year old at nap time. Katrina: “Nah night time.” “Noooseeee?” *points to his nose*... fb.me/6SVajBgqj

Hungry all the time is so flippin annoying.

Probably the only person who you could let go to sleep at 430 am, then wake up at 10 am to randomly ask, “You... fb.me/5A9SeXA7Q

I want to be a doctor. But I also want to work at Disneyland.

I’m sorry. She said to herself. fb.me/6P5AhqLTt

It's a long read but I think it's pretty much true. Someone taught you about love. And it will suck after them... fb.me/4s2QEYAON

So. My dancing in front of a mirror is different from my dancing at a club, is different from gogo dancing, is... fb.me/3mEiCWnjY

***blah blah blah gogo dancers blah blah blah*** 󾌴󾍔󾍕󾌺 I looked up the 3-4 "gogo groups" that are current in... fb.me/7NtUNXBWZ

***blah blah blah gogo dancers blah blah blah*** 󾌴󾍔󾍕󾌺 I looked up the 3-4 "gogo groups" that are current in... fb.me/XwCO6qWH