||Huh wow i actually really missed being here.

"State of fact: Nisha Kadam is in my ECHO as 'Yeehot'."

"Nobody can say either one's wrong."

"If I'm not puking up five hundred dollars' worth of food and alcohol this afternoon, then we are doing it wrong." ms. nisha ✨

dd just push a goddamn human outta yourself for me, I trust you with dinner." ms. nisha ✨

"What's up, Shitlords?"

//reminder x.com/TheGoddamnHero…

*someone threatens me with a knife* Me: joke’s on you, now I’m horny

What the fuck x.com/KillerEnforcer…

Oh ho, trust me. It does. Though, I never expected your knife at my neck this public babe. x.com/KillerEnforcer…

See, this is why we get along babe. x.com/KillerEnforcer…

[Well there's a smile from him, returning it with a smile and placing his hands on his hips.] x.com/KillerEnforcer…

Oh, like you're not Nish? Like honestly. x.com/KillerEnforcer…

[Blink. When was the last time you saw her smile.] [You can't remember.] x.com/KillerEnforcer…

Oh yeah, yeah. I don't remember you ever smiling. Smirkin' maybe, not smiling. x.com/KillerEnforcer…

OK. If you voted for or supported trump. Unfollow this account. Fuck you.

I get so much PUSSY P - panic attacks U - uncontrollable anxiety S - suicidal thought S - stress Y - yearning for death

For every retweet this gets, I'll add another penis to the back of my business card.