Thank goodness I live in Illinois where it will remain a safe place to read “Go Dog, Go!” to my introductory chemistry students.

Makes sense. When facing tough decisions like how to regulate cryptocurrency I just turn to Ephesians like any decent, God-fearing American should.

Hey guys, remember when most holiday greeting cards said "Season's Greetings" in the '80s and '90s — with no reference to Christmas — and absolutely no one cared at all, even slightly? I think about that sometimes.

Now that someone figured out the “true obituary”, it’s time to fix Christmas letters.

Counterpoint: It's better in a hellhole: 1) You know where you stand. 2) Folks lend a hand. In conclusion: Girl, get me back to my hellhole.

i attended the funeral today of a friend's child, a young adult, who died by suicide. the pastor ended the funeral by talking about her being embraced by Divine Love once and for all, and saying, "it was really rough for you down there. you did so well. welcome home."

Postgame Press Conference: Hear from Brad Underwood after the Illini’s 71-68 win over Michigan State x.com/i/broadcasts/1…

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Hard to believe: Indiana has one season with a winning Big Ten record since 2016. Don’t think this is going to be one either.

LUCY!!!! You go, girl!

Let’s get it trending. #ExtendJuwan

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It’s only a double standard if you’re the sort of moral reprobate who approved of Bob Knight.

…. and a 20-something, …. and a 30-something, …. and, just ugh.

Switch up ‘is university worth it’ to ‘why are we destroying higher education with a broken funding model’

Yeah yeah yeah Illinois is stomping EIU into the boneyard. But y'all didn't even notice in the middle of the game black dog announced they're reopening the Urbana location soon.

I really hate how much the conversation about phones in schools is shaped by guns. We know phones negatively impact learning, but we also believe children must be murdered, therefore learning loss is essential because murdered children should be able to say goodbye.

I’ve found in my classes that you can alleviate a lot of the awkwardness if you just pronounce it “Myanus”.

Excited to announce my commitment to Illinois Men's Basketball #EveryDayGuys #HailToTheOrange