You misunderstand the purpose of the long shower. I'm not doing anything in there. I am literally staring into nothingness and using the sensory input of falling water to temporarily wash away some of the horror of corporeal human life.

Not mine but hot damn is this too accurate lmao

Guys check out my new hurricane generator

We lost Desert Storm?

My feed is full of two things: - doom-posting about __ poll and how Harris is going to lose - guarantees of a Harris win Early voting data from PA looks great, but nobody has a fucking clue what’s going to happen. Ignore the noise. All gas, no brakes. Vote. Bring friends.

I made Volodymyr Zelenskyy / Володимир Зеленський smile. Slava Ukraini! 🇺🇦

Elon Musk’s robots when you try to vote for the Democrats in 2028.

Sovereign Citizen. They seem to think if they use the right words it gets them out of having to pay taxes or register their cars. It’s fun to watch them get destroyed in court.

Bird with a job

About damn time.

GALEXY QUEST?!?!?!?!? *Grabs Wallet*

Wait until you find out that foreign automakers most of the time have factory’s here in the states. My “domestic” car was built in Mexico.

I can tell you are an outrage tourist and haven't played either Subnautica or Below Zero. None of the playable characters were white.

I may have yelled “DAGNA!” When she showed up.

Similar experience when I worked LP for an electronics store. We saw just about every race/gender combo steal stuff. Ranging from a white woman stuffing DVDs/Blu Rays on the bottom of her stroller and with the baby to a middle aged white dude committing return fraud.