#RedKeepFacts @_QueenMargaery_ once told me that the secret passageways were for Lord Baelish's whores

"By nature of the strong wind gusts that knocked Ser Pounce off his Kitty Resort. We also NEVER had the window open. x.com/_queenmargaery…

*Gives @DoveIyStark unlimited letting privileges to Ser Pounce*

*Hands @_QueenMargaery_ a gift wrapped box beaming*

@_QueenMargaery_ *Tears open the box revealing an ornate set of pens and a leather bound diary*

I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES IN THIS MOTHERFUCKING POST OFFICE.

@_QueenMargaery_ "You always said you needed new ink quills. A merchant at the market gave me a deal. Even threw in the leather diary."

@_QueenMargaery_ *Our cat jumps into your lap, I walkover to examine my late brother Joffrey's old crossbow when I stub my toe* "OUCH!"

@_QueenMargaery_ *Begins hopping around* "Stubbed my toe. If I could I would have this accursed table executed!"

@FieryWildling Ygritte, eat a snickers, you get aggressive when you're hungry.

@FieryWildling *Hands you a blunted tournament sword* "Care to fight me? You won't hurt me, it's not sharp."

@FieryWildling *Slaps your side with the flat of the sword and runs away*

SURE JUST RIP MY HEART OUT AGAIN *Runs away sobbing* x.com/fierywildling/…

Which Stark?

@FieryWildling Jon Snow //As it so happens I'm thinking of making a Jon Snow.

I think I'm in love.... x.com/bastardraven/s…

*Blows into large trumpet* "ALL HAIL THE CLEAVAGE QUEEN" x.com/roseshasthorns…

I wonder if Queen Margaery. will be annoyed if I start calling her Lady Margaerine.

SOMEONE HAS LAUGHED AT MY JOKES. I KNIGHT THEE SIR." x.com/adavosseaworth…

@WH_SansaStark Ramrey Joffsey Myrjoffra