Nobody: The Pope:

You could kiss 100 boys in bars, or just… one

pls respect my privacy at this time

I can’t wait to give Katya my teeth tomorrow

I’m your favorite chappell roan stan’s favorite chappell roan stan

Chudai, chudai I hear it and I know Chudai, chudai

I GAVE KATYA MY TEETH

Taken moments after I gave Katya my teeth

Me today:

I don’t know about you, but for me… when I go to the club, what I wanna hear, personally… it’s those club classics

Yeah and it’s me

I LOVE BEING GAY

So what’s up?

I want the world to know who Kentuckians are. We are strong. We are resilient. We never give up. And together, we achieve great things.

Oh. My. God.

Why is every man in the airport the hottest man I’ve ever seen

You exist in the connections

This is the moment he knew he was cooked

He’s really doubling down on the crazy uncle vibe this evening.

DONALD TRUMP WAS FIRED BY 81 MILLION PEOPLE AND HES HAVING A HARD TIME PROCESSING THAT Girl… eat him UPPP