I hate it when babies can’t say stuff right it’s like… bitch, talk normal

Mama Dee staying booked and blessed

Omg Liz helping Kenzie win immunity

I know she’s a rumored billionaire, but I can’t wait for Kenzie to win #Survivor46 tonight

Not to be gay or anything but I could really use a hug rn

You think if I do one of those rinse and repeat tweets on here I’ll go viral?

Is somebody gonna match my freak?

We need a Jasmine Crockett vs. MTG rap battle

Nina Goonina Brown

Lil Wayne covers Adele: “Go Weezy On Me”

The Michelle Visagification of X-Men

😩 oh funk, I’m gonna bust out the creams 😩

Randy Rainbow is just Love Connie in drag

Sandra Bullock in The Blind Side:

“What is another word for female lamb?”

I love all this radical acceptance for David Archuleta because I’ve been ready to radically accept him since American Idol.

ACAN does NOT include Koopa Troopa

Good Evening, “Plane Jane” was a 16 week sociological study conducted by Harvard University. We are now complete with our study. Thank you for your time.

“OH MY GOD THE EARRINGS ARE HER BOOBS!!” -sigourney wiener