Men who skip leg day and wear 5” inseam shorts are equivalent to women wearing a sundress with a long back

Your girl after she tells you “we should take a break”

My load on her face when I start taking zinc

The lion does not concern himself with toilet paper crumbs in her bootyhole

Dating apps are for rookies.. get a haircut, go to a nail salon and find a girl who’s getting her toes painted white. She’s in her hoe phase 🤝

When you walked past your gym crush and he didn’t fall in love with you and pull out a ring

When she said she’s a throatgoat but she pushes back the skin and sucking just the tip like a Push Pop

When you choke her in bed and she starts rolling her eyes and starts acting possessed while turned on

1- Her ass cheeks on my face 2. Someone accusing you of roids 3. Winning a parlay 4. Compliments on your car 5. Ex wanting you back

Sliding in DM of an OF girl is like walking around in Thailand.. a man behind it all 💯

Top 5 best feelings as a woman (I did a survey) 1. Cashapp/venmo notification 2. Getting your bootyhole eaten/orgasm from great head 3. Taking off your bra after a long day at work 4. “I brought you food” 5. When other women check out your booty

Women really buy $200 lingerie just to receive 6-8 weak strokes from a dude in Walmart boxers

"We'll be landing in 20 min. Thank you for flying with Spirit & welcome to Miami”

“Btw I mixed in two gas station pills powder in your dinner bb. We’re gonna have fun later hehe”

Girls putting their gym outfit on so they can record “creeps” in the background

When you're getting tired riding him feet flat and he grabs you by your hips and forces out extra reps

I don’t know how yall can’t apologize properly

A man inviting you on a trip = sleep in the same hotel bed together. He don’t care about the trip 😂

Wearing a MAGA hat to my local coffee shop so the tatted baddie barista can spit in my coffee for free