What did the Red light say to the Green light? Don't look at me I'm changing! Your #daily #funny #joke 😂

What did the scarf say to the hat? You go on ahead, I am going to hang around a bit longer. Your #daily #funny #joke 😂

What did the shy pebble wish for? That she was a little boulder. Your #daily #funny #joke 😂

What did the traffic light say to the car as it passed? Don't look I'm changing! Your #daily #funny #joke 😂

What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor? Make me one with everything. Your #daily #funny #joke 😂

What do birds give out on Halloween? Tweets. Your #daily #funny #joke 😂

What do I look like? A JOKE MACHINE!? Your #daily #funny #joke 😂

What do prisoners use to call each other? Cell phones. Your #daily #funny #joke 😂

What do vegetarian zombies eat? Grrrrrainnnnnssss. Your #daily #funny #joke 😂

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! Your #daily #funny #joke 😂

What do you call a bee that lives in America? A USB. Your #daily #funny #joke 😂

What do you call a boomerang that won't come back? A stick. Your #daily #funny #joke 😂

What do you call a careful wolf? Aware wolf. Your #daily #funny #joke 😂

What do you call a cow on a trampoline? A milk shake! Your #daily #funny #joke 😂

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. Your #daily #funny #joke 😂

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef. Your #daily #funny #joke 😂

What do you call a crowd of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby? Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer. Your #daily #funny #joke 😂

What do you call a dad that has fallen through the ice? A Popsicle. Your #daily #funny #joke 😂

What do you call a dictionary on drugs? High definition. Your #daily #funny #joke 😂

what do you call a dog that can do magic tricks? a labracadabrador Your #daily #funny #joke 😂