Reminiscing and fear in Carlow

Dolphins are actually 4th dimensional creatures, but the only way to truly connect is Ketamine. So you don't understand

Right, who stole the sun? I wasn't done with it yet

Craic boi mental is a shit music ableist

I'm the type of lazy where I won't Google something but I'll ask someone else in the hopes they'll do it and tell me

Stand proud, elbow out, drink the dream

Did anyone else wake up drenched in sweat over that super pink moon the other night?

G'way with your snood cock

Exactly. Pure wingey holes

Would love to open a barbers or tattoo shop but the esthetic is like being at the dentist or hospital

Can't believe we used to actually half and half spirits and mixer

Might fuck around and start saying "creamers"

Probably around 20 or 21 if I'm being generous

You've got a designer Italian snood cock

People think I'm going home for my birthday but really it's cause I remembered I had half a bag of space raiders in the freezer

People are mad for getting married over here. The amount of lads I work that are engaged in their early 20s. Mad tings

Peppers don't belong on pizza unless it's a chilli or Jalapeño pepper. But that's just my opinion. Thanks for reading

Omg, sweet sweet 4G let me drink from your limitless cup 🤤

You can respect the sauce all you want, but it does not respect you and will do as it pleases

Misfits