They say white people don't eat spicy food like umm honey have you ever had McDonald's sprite?

Roe v wade really means you can't look at any instagram stories for the next week

I need a room full of mirrors so I can be surrounded by a bunch of guys who can’t talk to chicks…

Songs sound better on tik tok

Make All Nighters Great Again

Cold showers is just microdosing self harm

Passing touchdowns are just assists

Soo can my mortgage be forgiven??

Andrew tate isn't banned from the internet I just saw him on grindr

Little miss burns when she pees

It really is a cyclone state in joe bidens America 😔

Sucks when your favorite singers stop doing drugs and then their music sucks

The average NFL scoring is down this year. Tons of theory as why, but mine is that teams are scoring less points

I lose respect for people if I find out they're cowboys fans

Really curious if the Republicans are gonna fuck my on my taxes next year or if the democrats will but support my gay cousin in the proccess

Menards is a spiritual experience

Somehow I'm both

I wish I came from a broken home so I could be a drummer for a pop punk emo band

Traveling is such a shitty hobby. Fym you like going places?