Remember what happened when Roman ordered the lobster.

I know who Robbie Williams is

If a man does something bad it’s because a woman didn’t love him enough. Hooray!

1000s of unsettling quotes in this thing. nytimes.com/2025/01/15/tec…

what are they being paid it doesn’t seem so bad

lol Mitch McConnell lmao ijbol even

Tried using after effects for the first time with this one and I’m never doing that again!!!! Anyway, here’s Hank moody #californication #DavidDuchovny #hankmoody

I don't like the phrasing. Taking a walk with my daughter. Yes. Taking my daughter for a walk. Sure. Walking my daughter? No.

Too real.

Be peaceful like the founding fathers. You know, the guys from the Revolutionary Peace.

Ok, but I bet Senator Mothma knows.

Community note not assuaging my horror.

if you say the words “wow I have a busy couple of weeks ahead of me”, even in your own head, every single one of your current Libby holds will descend upon you all at once like wolves on a limping deer

At least one good thing came from all of this.

"but only if you want it, not because we are usage-maxxing" oh ok probably fine then