Deadass just saw a dude with mutton chops in the wild

Kid in my class cannot do anything without ChatGPT and I have him in my final group project. FUCK ME

Master Plo has got his hands on a buschel of apples

I love my professor, but he's asking a lot of questions on this group project, and it's 80 out rn

I saw this dog and I thought he was cool asf

FIRE ME THE FUCK UP

Last week of classes ever and im sick asf this shit rocks

IM IN A FINAL GROUP PROJECT WITH FUCKING RETARDS.

Offcial 2026 collegiate burnerverse rankings.

White boy is going to the doctor tm bc I can’t be sick my last weeks of college

This gringo did the math and I cannot fail Spanish. No matter how bad I do. Muy bien Senor Plo

SOTD. When Tito comes in w the guitar riff oml

Oh lord

Fuck it 123 follower fridge dox #fridgedox

Local at the dive tn place rocks. Two Hearted ale

Texting a real one rn

In my last college class ever just gave my last presentation hungover asf. Fitting ig end to the time here.

So glad my genetics survived so I could drink apple flavored beer and shitpost on this god forsaken app

Fellas and I saw this drunk asf and thought we were dead. Turns out it’s starlink

Doggy is for scared men