VELMA: The old amusement park is haunted by a swamp monster! SHAGGY: Like, zoinks, we better get out of here, Scoob! SHERLOCK HOLMES: …So are you guys just fucking terrible at this? Is that, like, your entire thing?

Watson: Holmes how did you convince that notorious brute to cooperate in our investigation? Holmes:

Is your child texting about The Final Podblem? LOL (NIPMP): Lord or Leopard? (Neither: it’s Prime Minister Polkadots) FFS: Fur, Feathers, Sherlock IMHO: It’s Monday, Holmes Obsessives! TBH: That Baboon Homie BRB: Beppo! Rigatoni, Baby! HMU(C): Holmes Must Use (Cocaine)

Before I get back to my overdue tasks on this Labor Day, here's a bit of a blog ramble that started in one place and ended in another. sherlockpeoria.blogspot.com/2020/09/the-le…

#HappyLaborDay

We refuse

ANOTHER MYSTERY SOLVED WITH THE POWER OF ASKING OUR LISTENERS TO TELL US STUFF, AND IS THAT NOT THE TRUEST DEDUCTIVE METHOD OF ALL

Take us on your airplane trips We’ll bother your seatmates but be too adorable for them to complain about it Give us special vests to wear and a discount at the movies

ONE of our hosts is contractually forbidden on threat of punching from discussing a CERTAIN FILM featuring a CERTAIN LARGE WORM whose trailer just dropped on this account but LET IT BE KNOWN: In House Podblem, we keep our stillsuits tight, we walk without rhythm and WE STAN CHANI

IT’S GOOD TO BE BACK, CITIZEN We missed you all, no foolin’

Aw man the wax is all rearranged, our favorite sittin’-lump up against the tympanic membrane is all smooshed out of shape, when we left we had it just the way we liked it, WHO ELSE HAVE YOU HAD IN HERE

Absolute best endorsement a show could receive SHERLOCK TESTED, SHAI-HULUD APPROVED

Something’s afoot A distant rumble Perhaps of thunder Perhaps Of dice

Seems like a good time to repost this “Privilege” doesn’t mean your life isn’t hard, it just means that because of your race or gender, etc., you were spared things that other people were forced to have inflicted upon them Humble yourselves, and listen. overcast.fm/+T4XJHxmXs

We're thrilled to announce our first episode is available wherever you listen to podcasts! Join us for part one of our narration of the first #SherlockHolmes story, A Study in Scarlet! 🔍 howeverimprobablepodcast.com/listen

No context #SherlockHolmes: A Study in Scarlet

It read in this fashion: 'THE RED-HEADED LEAGUE IS DISSOLVED. Oct. 9, 1890.' youtube.com/watch?v=PTtiR9…

Now THIS is the kind of indoctrination we can get behind! Stuff your baby with tobacco and laudanum and go to town!