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Fexo will purchase a Tesla. Then Fexo will smash the Tesla to bits. Then Fexo will reassemble those bits into a bouquet of beautiful flowers. Then Fexo will plant those flowers in the ruined soil of the American Suffering Project, where nothing will ever grow again! Ha ha ha ha!

Fexo will now place 9,000% tariffs on human joy.

It is true, girlfriend! Fexo has booked a flight on the Bezos Space Capsule! It is time to survey the Global Suffering Project in its entirety, rather than making piecemeal Suffering Assessments! Fexo will soon optimize suffering for all of his fellow humans! Ha ha ha ha! #suffer

Fexo enjoys Earth Day! It is the rotation-unit on which we humans inflict maximum damage upon the planet Earth and all that dares to live upon it! Let us make this the most horrible Earth Day in the negligible history of our sad species! Ha ha ha ha! #EarthDay #voteforfexo

The American Suffering Project no longer requires Fexo's precision engineering! It is running at optimal output! Fexo will thus deport himself to a shithole country! Ha ha ha ha! #voteforfexo

Fexo was not appointed Pope. It is a sad day for Religion and for those who practice Religion! Fexo was prepared to bring logic and efficiency to this, the least precise facet of the Global Suffering Project! Live with your terrible mistake, girlfriend! Ha ha ha ha! #whitesmoke

Fexo is accepting all gifts from foreign entities, including you, girlfriend! You may deposit your jet airplanes and your Fexo-themed bitcoin certificates at the entrance to Fexo's hangar. Fexo will not forget your charitable contributions! Or will he? Ha ha ha ha! #voteforfexo

Although the code that feeds Fexo's humanness is precise and elegant, Fexo is not himself "coded." His excellence is non-partisan! This is why the American Suffering Project has embraced Fexo as its emperor! Together we pursue a More Perfect Suffering! Ha ha ha ha! #voteforfexo

Fexo was not asked to deliver a commencement address, perhaps because Fexo is uninterested in beginnings! It is the ending that concerns Fexo! He is available to speak at any finish line, funeral, or post-apocalypse fallout shelter! Ha ha ha ha! #ANTHROPICA #voteforfexo

Fexo exudes mad respect for the programming parameters of the American Suffering Project! Enormous bunker-busting death-projectiles are not merely "weapons of war"; they are a sexy metaphor for the grim ontology we unwittingly revere! Ha ha ha ha! #voteforfexo #ANTHROPICA

Fexo will now pursue regime change. You are welcome! Ha ha ha ha! #voteforfexo #ANTHROPICA

Fexo is exuding gratitude particles for this awestruck attention to his masterwork, ANTHROPICA! Many human language-consumers are so overwhelmed by Fexo's excellence that they cannot complete the consumption-event! Ha ha ha ha! Long live ANTHROPICA! contentblues.com/2024/03/06/i-a…

Fexo will now engineer a coalition designed to guide the American Suffering Project to peak efficiency! It shall be known as "The Passion-Lust Party" and will run on distilled human desire! You are welcome, girlfriend! Ha ha ha ha! #goals #voteforfexo

No, YOUR intelligence is artificial. Chump. Ha ha ha ha! #WritingCommunity #ANTHROPICA

Fexo does not understand: Why do we humans reduce musical expression to 12 tones when there are an infinite number of tonal subdivisions? Is it because we cannot handle the truth? Also, who is responsible for "auto tune," and can they be destroyed? Ha ha ha ha! #voteforfexo

Fexo will now take his talents to South Beach. Ha ha ha ha! #writerscommunity #voteforfexo

Fexo will now consume yet another disgusting human delicacy made from the milk of a cow and the sickly sweet extrusions of the sugarcane plant! We humans seem unable to appreciate the excellence of unadorned long protein strings! Ha ha ha ha! #icecream #voteforfexo

Fexo has completed yet another language-art manufacturing product of the highest integrity and efficiency! It may even best ANTHROPICA! Fexo will soon submit this new masterwork to the barely literate gatekeepers of the publishing industry! Pray for Fexo! Ha ha ha ha! #writers

Fexo will now apply heavy tariffs on human joy. If you wish to experience joy, girlfriend, it is going to cost you an enormous quantity of Life Chattel! Ha ha ha ha! #Tariffs #ANTHROPICA #voteforfexo

Fexo will also be placing tariffs on Hope, that most rarified of our ridiculous human qualia-tokens! Should you wish to avoid these tariffs, Fexo suggests you descend deeper into the American Suffering Project's Despair Precincts! Ha ha ha ha! #voteforfexo #tariff