Early Valentine's Day gift for @PhoenixAtLaw. I'm so sorry.

@PhoenixAtLaw "Stop it, I said I was sorry."

@PhoenixAtLaw "In both senses of the word, no?"

@PhoenixAtLaw "Yes, that's exactly what there is."

Actual proof that Vargskelethor 叔父スケルトン is the Devil.

[Dear @MEdgeworth_AA, I am well aware that this is short notice, but there are matters which I would like to discuss with you. I trust --

@PhoenixAtLaw @MEdgeworth_AA "I don't exactly have a spare minute to do this, so I do hope you'll be grateful."

@PhoenixAtLaw should leave me the fuck alone for a while. I'm not having a good week and he isn't helping.

//Daddy's home kids, what fuckery did I miss out on?

//Not far off the mark. x.com/phoenixatlaw/s…

~Writer Speaks~ Not too long ago I cut myself. Not with a knife, Not with a piece of glass, With left-handed safety scissors. I R O N Y .

{It was totally accidental, I'm not some kind of niche self-harm enthusiast.}

{I FUCKING CHOKED-} x.com/pxrceive/statu…

"I'd like to return the favour personally, Foolbright." x.com/_agentofjustic…

@PhoenixAtLaw Sɪмoɴ Bʟαcĸqυɪʟʟ What exactly have I done wrong, thot? It was arranged that I would be here anyways.

Perhaps if he was capable of fighting his own battles rather than calling upon his master, that would happen. x.com/prosecutortrut…