I was pulled over by a Police Officer. He looked at my license and said "you're supposed to be wearing glasses". I said I have contacts. He said he didn't care who I know

Backing into parking spots is performative

kid at wawa wearing a maxey jersey over a michkov jersey

Martyrdom of Saint Simon Zelotes, Saint Judas Thaddeus, by Martin Johann Schmidt, 1796

Joel Embiid makes me want to be a better man

Embiid got injured like 5 different times in this game and he’s still diving after loose balls dawg you can’t ever question how much this means to him

I just think you have to be a lunatic to do what Embiid does man. A maniacal love for the game cause what else is driving him to do this to his body. Nothing but admiration for him

embiid and maxey fourth quarter game 7

Vanessa Bryant hearing Kobe's old phone vibrate after Jayson Tatum starts crying about choking a 3-1 lead

SIXERS IN 7 FUCK BOSTON FUCK THE CELTICS FUCK BOSTON RICHEY FUCK PRITCHARD LIL BITCH ASS FUCK MARK WAHLBERG

This must be what it felt like when the nazis lost WW2

i hate this nigga

Favorite tweet I’ve seen in these playoffs is “the playoffs is just about who’s a bitch and who isn’t”, s-tier stuff.

Scrolling twitter before bed and it’s all Joel Embiid praise

Philadelphia if it takes out the Knicks and Celtics in the same run

[most hungover man alive] The Sixers

Never forget how he paid arena employee’s salaries during covid while the owner Josh Harris was paying people to cover up his Epstein ties

Eagles fans who aren't Sixers fans are up there with Nazis ngl

i just paid $43 to fill up my honda civic i just screamed trump name like mr. crocker

Roger Goodell would kill a fan on live television before he let 2 playoff games be played at the same time