lmao this stupid company has been doing the “le epic mean brand” shtick for so long because reddit eats it right up and they finally flew too close to the sun with it

has anyone done this yet

my friend: hey man are you ok you look like something’s wrong me: huh? oh yeah i’m fine my brain:

listen dave my senior prom date bailed on me to see you play live but i never held it against you you’re great keep doing what you’re doing

my batman action figure after putting it a tupperware container full of water and leaving it in the freezer overnight

my high school newspaper review of this game is now older than i was when i wrote it

if Judas Priest were Swedish: I Eat A Lot Of Surströmming

oblivion lowkey one of the worst places to be downvoted into

(to the tune of “Big Dipper” by Death Grips) McChicken McChicken Mc Chick en

(to the tune of “free falling”) I love Skeeeeeeeet Skeet Ullllllrich

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lmao they have this thing idling in a bus lane Zohran Kwame Mamdani