Saw this at my son’s school today.

Took daughter to a friend's birthday party today and the grandma told me I had goddess energy and thanked me for gracing them with my presence.

Earlier today I said I’d chew on Eraserhead Baby’s head and then this showed up on my Facebook feed.

My body is kind of a Cosmic Gumbo. gofundme.com/f/biff-wiff?fb…

Either nobody planned our ten year high school reunion or I wasn’t invited. I’m supposed help plan the reunions so maybe I just didn’t plan it.

Visited the Titanic in 2010.

GRIMACE BIRTHDAY

Saw a kid break a taxidermied duck’s neck at the natural history museum today.

Guess why one of the stones my daughter got at the natural history museum is missing

Just saw a bird walking a dog. I was so excited I couldn’t get a picture.

This is happening this coming weekend in Green Bay. It will rule & I can’t wait. My band, Florida Brothers Band, is playing at HIGH NOON. So get a bloody or a mimosa from the bar, bring your pancake plate over from your hotel’s continental breakfast, & be sure to see our set.

The Zissous are on their way to GBUFO Fest

My brand new pink bass case got trashed by Delta 😭

Someone forgot their jewel case with a razor blade in it.

I found out Jimmy Buffet died from a huge screen on the Vegas strip.

Tonight my five year old daughter suggested we run away to St. Louis.

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