Those texts that got released. Damn. It’s not x-dimensional chess. It’s connect 4 after puffing a fat joint.

pay to play was obviously a strategy that was germinated long before now (Roth talked about it) and used by Craigslist etc a decade ago to cull misuse. It was probably sitting in a branch deep in the repo and was on a list he had made for what can generate immediate CF. 🤷🏻‍♂️

I’m old enough to remember how well the last special counsel worked out for law and order. 🤷🏻‍♂️

GOP all talking about how appointing a SC is election interference… for a guy that… interfered in and tried to overturn, an election.

Damn. By the time Elizabeth Holmes gets outta the BOP, someone actually might develop a Tricorder that can diagnose and suggest treatments, with less than the amount of blood than her failed device claimed to need. 😎

Key takeaway from this 11 year sentence: even if you’re a cute Stanford dropout you DO NOT try to honeypot Uncle George, who is probably owed favors by every judge over 65 years old. 😎

Reinstate Ted Cruz’s self respect

LBO Elon nerds: this is a textbook LBO and he’s crushing it, putting this place on a diet. PE Elon nerds: This deal is a textbook M&A deal and there’s gold in them hills. Elon: I never really wanted this dogshit company and tried to get out of the deal.

Welp.

Lol. Hovercrafting around and demanding code reviews from what’s left of your supposedly only “hardcore coders” is going to make you the fucking laughing stock of Discord.

Lol. Bro spent $44B to go to an iOS Java and RN code boot camp hackathon.

Lol. barrons.com/articles/gm-st…

I guess he only wants “Hardcore” advertisers as well. 😎

We’re one: > sudo yum update On the main EC2 instance, away from WTF HAPPENED?!?!

Lol. 50 tier one devs bumblefucking around at 1am in a whiteboard meeting when they could be cutting code is the opposite of crunch.

If he hadn’t been so quick to fire Parag, I bet he could have found out who the tier ones were weeks ago without hauling everyone who’s left, into the employee lounge at 1am to play “who’s kung fu is the best?”

F’k Mel Gibson, but Lethal Weapon is the best GenX Christmas movie. Don’t hate.

Alright that about does it for me. [email protected] Later skaters.

Back for a limited engagement to simply say, if you’re still here, you probably still have a Facebook account. 🤣 You’re missing out, struggling w your flippers in the mud, while the rest of us have evolved legs & are sunning/funning in the good place This place is played out