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If you get a cut, how does it heal? Most people respond bandaid & Neosporin. Using that logic, how does a headache heal? Advil. Basically you’re saying you have an Advil deficiency & that’s why you get headaches.

Section 402 Row E Washington Capitals

C19 Dose 2✅

Nice to finally be at the cape game again

So sad the caps lost after I stayed up to watch the double OT.

My MacBook’s operating system is like 4 operating systems old & for some reason I decided tonight was the night to update it. I had to erase stuff to have enough storage to download it. How the heck do I have 500GB of stuff on my laptop????

When you read the word “implication” do you read it with a positive or a negative connotation?

Bach party flights booked 🤪

I just submitted my final proposal for my masters degree. I’m so happy I could cry.

I’m devastated. I worked so hard and I’ve been so excited to walk across the stage and then the day before the ceremony, it gets cancelled. RIP to my $70 on commencement regalia.

Happy 2022 aka the year I finally get married 🎉 💍

fresh Duo content here

8 years ago I made a Twitter and after clocking out at work, Jay Newcomb, PGA and I were talking and I told him to follow me. Later that week he DM’d me. Now 8 years later we are getting married. #MyTwitterAnniversary

No one else is allowed to get married this year 😅 Please wait until later 2023. Between our wedding and the others we are guests at this fall, RIP to our 💵

My wedding is next month. How is this even possible.

#shieldsup