Fun fact! Elmo is actually short for El Mohammed

they recovered like 20 boxes

belly rubs after my meal? #gainer

Kennedy Davenport coming back for All Stars:

Y’all just making things up to be mad about cause when did KHIA ASYLUM became someone s culture??😭😭😭😭

We’ve got something to say about it. ♥️ Sabrina Carpenter Bring Your Love, April 30th 3:00pm PST

Olivia Rodrigo becomes the first artist in history to debut the lead single from their first three albums at #1 on the Hot 100.

Zara Larson walking out the studio after recording this mess

Pitchfork on Lady Gaga & Doechii’s single ‘RUNWAY.’ “You won’t hear ‘Runway’ on reputable dancefloors any time soon, but you might the next time you step into H&M.”

Avril spent her first two eras dragging the blonde pop brigade and then she realized she could #rest in her femininity too while still producing pop rock bangers and gave us one of the best entries in her catalog. That was fighting for Canadian representation! People died!

Hello, Spirit Airlines I was going to go on vacation but my flight got cancelled. Please let me know if I can get a refund on my Carnival Cruise tickets, my rented Nissan Altima, my prepaid meals at Red Lobster and my tickets to six flags.

I’ll never forget downloading an advance copy of harry potter book 5 from limewire and getting to the part where Snape gets knocked up by Sirius and thinking “hmmm, this can’t be right”

Cinco de Mayo is for Tequila drinkers only!! You Henny drinkers wait til Juneteenth!

beyonce at the met gala: waitress can i get a glass of champagne olandria: i’m olandria beyonce: okay olandria can i please get a glass of champagne

These Met Gala looks

Happy #CincoDeMayo! The best taco bowls are made in Trump Tower Grill. I love Hispanics! facebook.com/DonaldTrump/po…