Some people just inspire a certain curiosity, in one fashion or another.

Hm...

'... how did the subject even get a baja blast into containment?'

Every day I wake up and consider the pros and cons of total spinal column replacement.

You know what. I will cop to that one. That was my bad for leaving a bioweapon out as decoration.

Perhaps I need to take on an outside security consultant. Care to make the trip?

Developing a newer, even more dangerous bioweapon to leave out on display.

"O'Deorain must be so mad." "O'Deorain must have had such a bad day." I'll have you know that O'Deorain is getting valuable field test data. And security isn't my department - what's the saying? Not my clowns, not my circus.

Another year where Oasis' Scientific Institute did not let me dress up as Santa for any of the Christmas parties.

I am pleased to report I am indeed still a genius. No further input is required, but willing test subjects are always welcome.