i'm working late cause i'm a singer

WELCOME TAURUS SEASON! LUXURY AS NECESSITY! MASSAGES! A LIL TREAT! A LIL NAP! AGGRESSIVE DEDICATION TO MAKING SURE EVERYONE YOU LOVE IS SUCCEEDING EVEN IF THEY AREN’T! CHANGING PLANS IS FOR COMMITMENT PHOBES! BEAUTY IS ITS OWN REWARD! PERMANENT AND IMMEDIATE CEASEFIRE NOW!

how it feels to listen to espresso and good luck babe back to back

oh look another beautiful day. should we all quit our jobs and get margaritas outside?

dev patel and daniel kaluuya i have 2 extra tickets to Challengers on thursday if you are free on thursday to see Challengers with me on thursday if you are free

Waxahatchee is good because what the fuck is she talking about but also exaaactly

she SAID that's that me espresso

this country needs a femininomenon STAT

I’ve watched too much Scandal to believe this

Already had 2 friends text “dibs on your couch” like please, bidding will open in 2027 at a sensible $1000 a night

Pitchfork names ‘A&W’ by Lana Del Rey as the best song released so far in the 2020s decade.

and if i say love is blind DC is worse than the insurrection

Diet Coke is for the sheeple.. the puppets… Coke Zero is for the quiet intellectuals… the people ruling behind the shadows….

Crisp vocals on a horse is actually insane she's so scary

hey guys we finally found the looting everyone has been talking about

interesting how i woke up to no texts wishing me, a former student body president, a happy presidents day

I dont knowwwww sometimes i be feeling like i can sing a little