Mark International Dittelman of Mystery (@thedittel) 's Twitter Profile
Mark International Dittelman of Mystery

@thedittel

Improviser, Cash Cab Winner, Trivia Sponge, Wacky Dad, Craft #BeerBaron & Cinemaniac who has watched WAY too many movies. Pun w/ me thru a live-action Candyland

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With the success of #ThePenguin and #Peacemaker shows I heard the next #DCComics series coming out is going to focus on the #CondimentKing 🥫🍯

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#Spinoff film to #KpopDemomHunters called ‘Folk Trio: Monster Slayers’ where #BobDylan, #WoodyGuthrie and #PeteSeeger battle against “Complete Unknowns” 👻

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Best use for a #PotatoSack? A. To race with B. To use on an oversized slide C. To create makeshift clothing in a pinch D. To actually carry potatoes with 🥔🥔🥔🥔

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I don’t answer calls designated as “Potential Spam” but WILL pick up once I finally get that call from real, authentic #Spam….give me a call #HormelFoods! 📞🐖

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I just changed up the #videogame I’ve been playing over to a new one on the #Nintendo handheld console where the point of it is to turn a nob on and off to control a light. In other words I switched to the switch game on the #Switch💡🎮

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I have a #terrace off my house that when I stand on it makes me do a #DanceOfJoy. I call it my “Balki-ny” 🏡 #PerfectStrangers #Balki