What if all them cats the Haitians are eating are really people that choose to identify as cats?!?! #debate2024

The ol’ “I changed my passcode to get into my phone, I’ll get you my subpoenaed phone tomorrow” gag. Get that bum out of the god damn office #EricAdams

This #debate tonight would be more entertaining if they put a mound of coke in front of Don Jr and Hunter Biden and let them argue.

These dudes were way too civil, don’t they know you’re supposed to lob insults for 2 hours and say wild shit for sound bites? #VPDebate2024

Conquering GOP was much easier than conquering Ukraine.

I have now seen a Jake Paul fight. I didn’t know #netflixisajoke was used for more than comedy Netflix

Damn Robinhood is ruthless

Well that was fun, these dudes are ridiculously good! GO FUCKING BIRDS!!

Trump: We need to cut government spending!!! Also Trump: We need to spend $92 million for a birthday parade!!! Dear robot overlords, the simulator is broken.

I’m just over here waiting for Elon Musk to wake up and start rage tweeting about his ex boyfriend again.

Trump has been in office for 177 days, no #EpsteinFiles

I contacted Verizon Support because of the awful service I’ve received. They refused to answer a billing question, 4 days later I don’t have a new phone. The money that came out of my account instantly will be returned in 3-5 business days, I hope they all get diarrhea

America: Release the Epstein files Speaker Mike Johnson:

Need to get a Halloween costume. Democrats GOP is this a good one to get a clown costume?

That blow job was so good even the wife that got cheated on is mad they’re tearing a part of the building down

Tim Donaghy said he wasn’t the only one. Might be time to look into all those Game 6’s that became 7 game series…

Fire Patullo on the sideline right now

There must be a doozy of an Epstein drop coming this week #Iran

Twitter used to be the go to for real time news. Thanks to Elon Musk you have a bunch of AI generated bull shit and propaganda to look at instead.

I’m just waiting on the story to come out that Kristi Noem shot that dog because her husband was fucking it.