This "Party of One" commercial for Lays Potato Chips has me feeling like my diary is being read aloud

I quit the twits two years ago--starting fresh today. Just like riding a bike

Bah humbug is for losers. Here's how to throw a holiday party on the cheap w/ Julia Ziegler-Haynes bit.ly/1jXXBzO

Holy shit holy shit holy shit. They are making another Beverly Hills Cop franchise with Mr. Murphy. I would do the craft service..for free

@HHOLLYMAN MUNCHIES you're too kind my booo 🎂🎂🎂🎂

I def dropped it like it was hot in a much more literal sense than what Snoop Dogg meant--GET SOME munchies.vice.com/videos/the-din… via MUNCHIES

Nerds 4 Lyfe/Diabetes 4 All

Chris Bear + members of Beach House share a meal in Nova Scotia on Julia Ziegler-Haynes tmblr.co/Z3rfYy1Xe1PTd

I can't wait for my bitmoji to lose weight 😐

Tomorrow from 1-2pm EST on MUNCHIES I'll be dishing out hot summer entertainment tips -from homemade BBQ sauce to inconspicuous beach booze

Just some light breakfast reading on The New York Times 😷😱😷😱