Eatin hotdogs with the girls

Last night I woke up juust as I was falling asleep because I realized the whole day at work I accidentally made gin and tonics with soda water instead of tonic

What if I packed my lunch in one of those plastic shein garment bags

I think drinking a beer in the shower after work is one of the best things humans invented

Hotdog fried rice

The second best thing humans invented is drinking in the bath after work (I've been in the bath for 2 hours help me)

I dont know why my algorithm across different platforms keep showing me hobbyhorse videos :(

Earlier I tried to say google doc but said doogle goc instead and even though I was talking to myself I was still embarrassed.

Today I was writing down my grocery list, with my hair up in a claw clip and blue jeans on and I felt like my mother. In the best possible way.

Lobstetrician

Nothing can compare to late night yap sesh between girls ❤

When a man walks behind me it's like okay pervert

The construction on the province house is my new conspiracy theory. What are they doing in there?....

In the spirit of leo season I will tell you all the story of when my brother gifted the family framed photos of himself that he made my sister take in the driveway of him and his car (hes an aries not a leo but iconic behavior none the less)

BABY WHY DONT YOU COME OVER RED WINE SUPERNOVA

Showering at your friend's house after an 11 and a half hour shift is so special to me

I love gay people

City kitchen has bogo chow mein let's fucking go

(Customer who just asked 12 questions about what we have on tap) I'll have a bud light

Another drink? Brother you dont have to twist my arm you just need to hold my hand.