” You sure you want to do this?— ”

“ Luci just quit. He clearly doesn't care anymore. He's already practically saying he regrets dating someone in the first place. "

" On the contrary Bunny, Aiden wasn't around when Lucifer and I had that conversation. We were at my house because she was getting away from his whining. He decided to follow her. "

" Death salty for no reason. Shaking my head. "

" Nap time. I am in need of a cuddling partner. "

Chokes on his drink “ You and I? Pfft Hahahaha!! Thanks but no thanks. Lucifer is my best friend for one. And two why would I want to hang out with you when I've witnessed everything from a front row seat. You stalking her. Calling her a cheater and accusing her of other shit. ”

“ He shouldn't have been stalking her for one and two she was asking me about mine if I had any ex lovers which to that the answer is still no. And so I asked her the same. What was she supposed to do lie? "

" You realize I am a demon to. But also if you were with Luci and were staying at her house at the time. She loves more than 1000 feet away. More like 6 miles by car. "

" Try breaking into my house, you would have died. "

“ Bunny considering that you are not a demon let me break it down for you. Lucifer and I live 6 miles apart. He'd have to be within 1000 feet to hear our conversation. Now why would he be 1000 feet from my house which is in the middle of nowhere? "

“ Right sure you were roaming. Stalker—”

He's going to take Lucifer some mint chocolate chip ice cream.

" Is he still talking?.. ”

Still waiting around for Lucifer to love him.

Tch.. I'll be waiting for eons.. —

“ Maybe I'll read a book. Or go destroy a city. ”

Blows up the building closest to him

Guess she's found someone else again..

“ I won't give up. I'll take her on a date. "

Horny on Main hours