New synthwave track on my YouTube channel 🎶 #cyberpunk #retrowave #music youtu.be/-bFrgbFzGD4

I’m ready if Ole Miss needs me 😂 #CollegeFootball #CFBPlayoff #funny

OFFICIAL | Pete Golding Named Head Football Coach at Ole Miss Pete Golding x #HottyToddy 📰 rebs.us/4rpiye5

Lane Kiffin theme song just dropped 🎶 youtube.com/watch?v=aOiHPJ…

Genius 🤣

In case you missed the presser.

Tired of every startup pretending they reinvented AI? I dropped the perfect diss track about it (ironically made with AI). 😂 #startups #ai #llm #technology youtube.com/watch?v=TxzxxS…

In 2025, every new L1 or L2 #blockchain is launching their low-float, high-FDV #crypto token with a pitch just like this😂

Class of 2026… let’s eat. 🥣 #GOLDingEra | #HottyToddy

The year is 2028. Unemployment is 101%. Robots took every job, then laid themselves off for efficiency. They keep us in underground feeding halls and drop protein bricks through slots. The world's #1 (and only) currency is BeastBucks.

Alabama fan wasn’t ready! 🤣 #collegefootball #alabama #georgia

My new favorite song 😂 #collegefootball #sports #cfp #countrymusic youtube.com/watch?v=RU6cOY…

Michigan assistant: Hey, coach! Wanna go over some film?? Sherrone Moore:

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Succesfully wasted 2% of 2026

Me on January 1st: “2026 is my year” Me on Monday, January 19th 2026:

Opened a YouTube video from 10 years ago and and it was made in 2016 and not 2010

I still don’t understand the commercial of the 450 pound dude saying he’s been dieting since he was 13