JOURNALISM 101 RULE: If someone says it’s raining, and another person says it’s dry, it’s not your job to quote them both. Your job is to look out of the fucking window and find out which is true. — Now more than ever.

Hot take: Howard the Duck is hilarious.

So, when are they going to develop The Boondock Saints reboot as a Netflix series? Maybe after the third one comes out?

'Sapiens' by Yuval Noah Harari made me hate myself. So depressed now.

So far today I've seen a Sharpie flavored Yankee Candle, a Queso flavored Sonic Shake and 7 of my single female friends announcing that they are engaged. So from now on, on April 1st, I just don't believe anything I see.

See this is what I'm talking about: linkedin.com/news/story/apr…

If I write a song, and it's a massive hit, but the label takes all the money/royalities/publishing...and I can't write another hit as successful...I wonder if I even deserved that first hit...

I'm saying like, if I'm really talented, I should be able to come up with other successful IP, even if my first one gets stolen...I'm not saying a label should steal ANYONE'S IP no matter when it came out or what followed it.

Man, I just want "eff you" money.

What's so great about rap music is that you can keep pulling new things from it as you get older. Like, me hearing Marshall Mathers at 12, and then 22, and then 32 are three different experiences. Marshall Mathers thanks for raising me...lol, just like you didn't want to "Who Knew?"

Did anyone see this? YouTube is promoting pressure washing videos. I get it, but we are totally accessing (and accepting) different areas of the human mind these days.

Rode my bike yesterday from Chelsea to East Flatbush. Almost hit 6 people, because pedestrians can't take their eyes off their phone. Even on a day as beautiful as yesterday. I don't get it.

I just got served the same monday.com ad 12 times on YouTube. And this was just in the past hour...I'd been served it several more times over the past couple of days. UGH.

Best track that could have been recorded for a film noir, but isn’t: “Goodbye Pork Pie Hat” by Charles Mingus.

Does anyone believe that X is eventually going to be re-renamed Twitter again, like how Prince changed his name to a symbol for a few years, but then changed back?

How much of the opposing opinion to I have to listen to each day? I appreciate the value of hearing differing opinions, but at what point does it get so toxic to your mind that you need to disengage?

Anybody up for a Gilda remake featuring Zendaya?

Is D12 a better and more memorable rap group if it's just Eminem, Proof, Bizarre and Swift? And Denaun Porter producing?

Oh really? You don't say... apple.news/A2IR2IBbuSoekV…

Darth Vader tortures Leia in ANH, Han in Empire, but the Emperor tortures Luke in Jedi. Though, Vader chops Luke's hand off in Empire...