Old men just like to give turn by turn directions so they can hear themselves talk.

Ever get sick of the four guys you’re dating and hop on tinder just for a change of pace?

I always make fun of stupid shit men do or say and then continue to go out with them.

Yesterday I was told that I was sexy and then it was followed up with “I like it bc we match. I’m not in my best shape right now” 🤦🏼‍♀️👿

So happy I dumped all of those boys so I can spend more time with my dog.

Swiping left if you include your Snapchat username in your bio.

None of the men in my life noticed that I got bangs.

A guy said he liked my pheromones last night. I hadn’t showered in two days, but I guess that’s working for me.

An old flame who seemed entirely commitment-phobic just 2 years ago posted a wedding photo about an hour after I followed him on Instagram today.

Did this bumble dude really just say he had “approx” 4 siblings? ...more or less, I guess.

Getting truly nauseous over someone I used to date getting married made me realize that I don’t really let myself feel that strongly anymore.

Why do I think of him as the one that got away if he never even let me catch him in the first place?

Dating pro tip: don’t tell a narcissist you think he might be a narcissist.

Oh cool yet another fuckboy got married.

Nice guys only finish last when they’re bad in bed.

Is it normal to want to be with someone forever, but not want to be with them right now?

Spirit animal

Last night’s date felt like hanging with a gay best friend, but he’s not gay??

Just fucked everything up and stormed out on a guy over his (not quite opposing) views on marriage.

Almost complimented a guy on his style but then I realized he was wearing crocs.