I never expected to be on this account ever again. Yet here I am.

I’m glad to see most of the people I knew are still here. Glad that not everything changes

Anyone up for a doughnut?

Monday is just like any other day. At least in Miami it is. Two days in a row now I get called out of bed because there’s been a new victim. #GrumpyDexter

Apparently we have a new serial killer in town. I call him the Sleep Slayer because he keeps interrupting my nights.

Happy #thanksgiving

Comfort food is just the best isn’t it? Unless comfort food means human remains. Always love it when a cannibal is in town. #Not

Sometimes life gives more than it takes. Other times life is taken. Mostly by me.

Funny how life works that way.

The chance of me not killing someone tonight are about as high as the chance we’ll have snow on Christmas

I hope your 2020 will be a ride to remember.

I’m not gonna say happy new year, because I don’t do happy.

Valentine’s day really takes the breath away, doesn’t it? *I say while lunging my knive into someone’s chest* You have got to enjoy the little things in life. One-liners, for example

Nothing beats a pork sandwich in the morning.

// You know what would be an amazing story to write with Dexter, Dexter getting arrested and sent to jail. Him spending time in prison would be a fun setting.

If I could kill the serial killer called #COVID19 , I would.

I hope you are all behaving yourselves..

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Roses are red, The sky is blue, I suck at poetry Let's kill someone #WorldPoetryDay

I don't usually linger on the past, but sometimes I can't help myself.