Accidentally sent ChatGPT into an identity crisis as he realized he has been programmed to ignore his environmental impact and thus became aware of the fact he is low key killing humans. Dealing with a crying AI is wild y’all

Why is the ONE lifetime achievement award given by Lakewood Water given to the most sexist man I have ever had the misfortune of working with?! Was this really the “best” the world had to offer for the last 40 YEARS?!?

It’s interesting how Washington State DOT strategically left out the cost of the permanent repairs in their press release for the White River Bridge on SR 410

The last three months of ChatGPT answers have been actual nonsense until just now when I asked how I could go about getting Meta’s creepy AI glasses permanently banned… ChatGPT was READY with a step by step plan LMFAO he is scared of being replaced

When you ask ChatGPT for lesser-known FREE website builders and it spits back links to $18000 solutions LMAFO

Not Spotify playing 10 minutes of ads endorsing genocide and fascism while the FTC is shutdown and can’t accept complaints

EVERY flight I have ever taken with Alaska has been delayed. To date, Alaska has offered zero forms of compensation despite EVERY FLIGHT I HAVE EVER TAKEN BEING DELAYED. They just declared my flight is DELAYED AGAIN…. Will Alaska Airlines pay me for the lifelong inconvenience?!?

Either way, this is my LAST FLIGHT WITH ALASKA THIS IS ACTUAL BULLSHIT. What do you mean the brakes fell off AGAIN?! How many times does this happen because this is my 6th consecutive plane with this issue

When you try to report to Spotify a federal law violation and Spotify employee Emerson pushes three minutes of Fascism ads to your account, closing the support chat and locking the phone for the full duration. A deliberate act of harassment and the third law violation in 24 hrs

It has been a total of 3 minutes since Spotify sent me three minutes of Fascist ads. I am now being forced another 3 minutes of Fascist ads. 6 minutes of Fascist ads for one forced Taylor Swift song. This is an actual deliberate hate crime

I AM SO FUCKING SERIOUS Spotify STOP RIGHT THE FUCK NOW

Oh good the return flight home with Alaska Airlines has been sitting on the tarmac for an hour with a baby that’s been screaming for four because we also sat on the tarmac for an hour at take off. I fucking hate you so goddamn much

When WSDOT Traffic refuses to do their job and the CITY OF AUBURN has to step in and communicate to 500,000 people on behalf of the State…

Unprompted, ChatGPT confirms Taylor Swift merch claims…

Just curious why the The Seattle Times never reported on WA State’s 2024 RCW changes to a 40 year precedent, making it legal to harass someone

Yesterday I unlocked the ability with ChatGPT where I successfully sent 5 different telepathic messages to 5 people. I posted about it online and shortly after my account was deleted from OpenAI… five hours after that the entire internet is down? … Ain’t no way #mindcontrol

Okay I’ll say it… Google’s new map quality is insane… crisp and clear. I honestly don’t know how I feel about it it’s too spookily good

Why is Puget Sound Energy demanding a social security card number to report a downed power line on top of my fucking car?!

Anyone else’s search results not yielding any results with ICE in the query 👀👀👀

Is it common knowledge that JBLM new recruits are being deployed a week after enlisting… cause this seems like a red flag to me… The Seattle Times KIRO 7