yeah sex is cool but has anyone ever hugged you so tight that you feel genuinely loved

im sorry but i will never back into a parking spot. that is just not who i am or what im about

Photo ID for Spotify yeah they lost it.

Being religious doesn't mean you're a good person.

“stop bouncing your leg” girl, it’s either this or i start screaming

Nobody: Me risking it all to look at a cow:

I forget straight people are so sheltered they’re like “WOW you’ve had a 3 some??!!!?” Yes dear I’m an adult

the same boiling water that softens the potato, hardens the egg…

mfs be posting “I’m bored” wit a sink full of dishes

there is something in the air lately

seeing one of these in 2012 was like being taken to disney world

soon

Adulting is having birthday trips instead of birthday parties

let’s play doctor, I'll go first, you owe me $17,500.

I don't know who needs to hear this, but your dog can stay home for the hour you're at the grocery store or restaurant.

Secret animosity is so easy to clock because why are you low key mad that I’m telling you good news

everything feels nice without protection