Funny how people always say “avoid that like the plague” and then the plague shows up and millions of people do very little to avoid it.

"International women's day? What about international MEN'S day!" Well gentlemen you can calm your asses down and wait until Nov 19th, which is International Men's Day. Today, however, we celebrate women. And what better way than to celebrate some of to be women here at the Bugle?

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Cast not thy curses upon me, witch! I hath seen thee flying through the air, propelled by strange strings of magic! We must killeth thou before ye bewitch us all!

Kindness doesn't sell papers, kid

How do we make that 100% leaving us alone?

//Peter voted Biden because he knows all too well what a rich white man can do with political power *Cough, Osborne, cough*

//Who here has seen this masterpiece?

Okay... Please, Spidermen, women, pigs, and all other freaks of nature. Please leave the city

And I wouldn't exactly can Spiderman a hero. Funny how the world disagrees with a person.

//Hoping to finally be able to order the Miles Morales game this week 🥴🥴 haven't had a chance to play it yet!

"In a world full up on evil... I aim to do a little good." Howdy folks, Pat O'Hara here. - Earth-31913 - First Spider-RP - No Lewd - Get along, little Spidey

He sits on a log beside a stream, his horse Widow drinking from the water. "Widow, you are the only horse I know that can be led to water and be made to drink." He sits back, pulling his hat down over his masked eyes.

"I've done traveled to a few different worlds, and I ain't ever found a meal as good as a cheeseburger. I make it a point to jump through the web a few times a year to get myself a nice greasy burger. Y'all have it made, I tell ya."

As the sun starts to set, Patrick lays a hand on Widow's neck and says, "Sun's gettin' real low, partner. Let's head home." He hops into his saddle and clucks, and Widow picks up a trot as they ride off into the sunset.

//Y'all, hold up, I'm about to blow this shit wide open. Disney owns Marvel, right? You know what else Disney owns? 101 Dalmatians. Who's the villain in that movie? Cruella de Vil. DE VIL. DEVIL. The Cruella movie is going to introduce Mephisto.

//Superman and Lois is so great. Papa Clark is honestly the greatest form of Clark Kent