Spent my Thursday night strapped dead to a gurney in a psychiatrist hospital, thankfully Friday hug-a-cop day!

No one: Daniel Radcliffe in goblet of fire:

"I am routinely bullied by kittens"

No bones today. Let your boss know.

Bruh! My mom was killed by a glam!

Spiders... So many spiders..... 🤐

Can I have the $3 instead?

Now I know what nightmares are made of

When it comes to fucking up I say go big or go home

You were gone? .. I mean yeah, of course!

Oh yeah! Well! ... Nah I got nuthin' yer right

#OOC I need a pallet clenser. These WCW shows are killing me. I need some hope. Let's review WWF Royal Rumble 1997. A glimpse into the not-to-distant bright future. ★Griffin Hawkins★ Chris Spade JVDR Don't Mess With Mr. Inbetween

Ever feel like you're balancing between tears and violence? . That's where I live

I love hockey. It's such brutal poetry

I woke up with an asshole again . Don't worry I called him an Uber

I can crank it up to 11

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Why does upside down Australia look like Derpmerica