Fucked up that George Lucas hired a human to dress up as a wookiee instead of just hiring a real one.

Your honor, the prosecution claims that my client murdered 14 people. However, I submit that murder shmurder.

john egbert

The creation 'evidence' museum believes in intelligent design, except they can't even spell 'intelligent'. So apparently they believe in inteligient design.

I love hearing some absolutely insane ass shit and thinking 'wait, doesn't everyone do that?' and it turns out everyone doesn't do that

Splatoon 3's theme is anarchy why does it still have better public transit than the US

'Gifted kids' who can't do shit in college just overleveled early and are surprised when eventually the main quest enemies catch up to them

the thin red white and blue flag represents the fact that american flags are the one thing stopping us from descending into violent chaos and anarchy.

the right when wikipedia

Tried to wear Super Mario crocs during sex, Nintendo sent me a cease&desist. Apparently it 'doesn't represent their brand'.

Dreamt that the Bob's Burgers Movie was a gritty live action reboot. Kristen Schaal played Louise (still 9), Gene was reimagined as an elderly woman, and the main character was an OC who had to bring together the 'family' (they weren't actually related)

nagito komaeda

Cast Iron Skillet Potter, you were named after the best piece of cookware I ever owned

*trying to explain how the bus works* okay so imagine you have a frame rule

nintendo fans when the switch added folders after 5 years

in 8th grade I stopped liking a girl because she said it was rude to hate christopher columbus

Hi Ben,
I LOVE mind-reading acts! Now guess which finger I'm holding up...
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