"ℑ 𝔞𝔪 𝔏𝔦𝔩𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔶𝔬𝔲 𝔞𝔯𝔢 𝔪𝔦𝔫𝔢 𝔫𝔬𝔴 - 𝔣𝔬𝔯𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔯." - Crossover friendly. - NSFW. Dark themes. - Ships with Chemisty - Seeking mains/SLs/Banter - DMs open to plot.

Just a day in the life of your favourite entity. Being cool. Helping out. Fuckin' A.

Still holding a grudge, Lilith? That was eons ago!

No, no. I mean I partially had a hand in it. I mean I didn't donate sperm or anything...Fuck no. She has no proof he's any kind of whore. He doesn't leave proof.

"What?!? No! That was someone else." He shook his head. "I never touched Lilith, man."

"Woah, woah, heyyyy...chill little demon." He raised his hands. "You want them down in hell? Thats pretty uncool. Isn't she your friend?"

Why did I kick her out of Eden again? Uhhhhhhh.....

"Right well I'm afraid that's outta my hands, little demon. They're human." He shrugged. Thats why humans were so interesting and precious. They weren't forever.

"...no." It was as firm as he could manage. He wouldn't give any of his creations immortality. Other than angels, of course.

Or the fig leaves got smaller... Now there's an image.

"I'm not cocky, little demon. I'm infallible. Im never wrong." Ok he'll admit he made mistakes when it came to the platypus but it's too late to change that.

Sorry man. Deal with so many prayers can be exhausting.

Apparently I get a birthday, man. #MyTwitterAnniversary

I dunno, man. I’ve seen things.

Huh. Horny priests. What the fuck else have you lot been up to? I take one damn vacation for a few hundred years…ok maybe more.

What was that?

Keeping busy…ignoring earth.

Not sure how I feel about this, man. #MyXAnniversary