Fuck the cowboys trash ass fucking team

Was a little bit upset when I looked under the tree and this jersey wasn’t waiting for me. It’s okay though, survive and advance. #youknowwhoivotedfordontask

Hair of the Dog type of day today. decided to jump into the world of dirty santa alcohol edition and somehow end up with 145 beers looking at me. haven’t felt that type of love in years. -Baws

Nice to see ya Rick “Big Baws” Raws Let’s win some money LANK.

Lucky number 7. Here we go I need the money from you Horse #7.

Tell the wife I said happy birthday Robert “Stat Stuffer” McIvaline IV. 16 is a special year! #ageisjustanumber

Wait but I thought Alabama should’ve made the playoff over SMU and Indiana

My idol. My hero. My Jackie Robinson. You proved to the world that white boys really CAN run the fucking football. A great fight. Fuck Texas for ruining something great

She #shrink on my #ball til I #barbour #lank

Bucs were the better team and it wasn’t even close we shot ourselves in the foot

10 likes and I’ll buy one

Stetson Bennett is the most underrated player of all time, let’s have a night

Aden Holloway fuck you Nate Oats fuck you Brandon Miller fuck you Grant Nelson fuck you Darius Miles fuck you Jalen Milroe fuck you Labaron Philon fuck you Mark Sears fuck you fuck you Greg Byrne fuck you

Shiesty Broome here to take souls today

Seems about right

War damn eagle fuck Alabama

Buddy sent me this. Cant decide if this is the biggest #shrink of my life or he is on to something. LMK

Buddy put on the Peter polo + 3 layers of Barbour’s tonight. Quad collar! If this outfit doesn’t play ball I don’t know what does. He’s definitely on here somewhere! 😂 #expand #tahaadpettiford #wetlikewater #bang

Help

Tab on the rents. Yeah that plays. #yep #thanks